Hi, I'm Scrooge McDuck,
And since I'm thiiiiiis close to not being able to pay my bills this month, I'm also starting to really resent being called that.
I don't understand this philosophy where having a diversified portfolio of shoes and dresses you never wear is okay, but saving money for stocks, bonds, a new hot water system and knowing that I don't have to panic if my contract isn't renewed is not okay.